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Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.

 

 

Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun? 
Pujaari NE peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".

 

Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada" 
Pujari: "Dharti badi"

 

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi" 
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

 

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada" 
Pujari: "Shiv bada"

 

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada" 
Pujari: "Parbat bada"

 

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada" 
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

 

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada" 
Pujari: "Ram bada"

 

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada" 
Pujari: "arey mere baap TU Bata kaun bada"
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada, Jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada."