AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT AUGUST 2009

AUGUST 2009 HAS

5 SATURDAYS,

5 SUNDAYS,

5 MONDAYS

- All in one Month


It happens once in 823 years.

Punjabi ABC : Don't Miss!

This one's not just for Punjabis but for all those who have faced 'Punjlish'.

A is for Aiscreame

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an

instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or

whatever.

C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its

first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence Cloney'.

D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'

E is for Expanditure, the spending of money

F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is

actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).

G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1 driver to shame. (If the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder or Sukhvinder's taxi.)

H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be  careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.

I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.

J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.

K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses (e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji')

L is for Loin, the king of the jungle

M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were in love with.

N is for 'No Problem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.

O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting (Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy...).

P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far (100 km) a Punjabi is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj mint (5 minutes...).

Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslateable into Punjabi.

R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one (risk), even if the odds are against him.

S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars in Delhi . (The other half by their Pappas - like 'Sweetie de Pappa di Gaddi')

T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chickun.

U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncul-ji'

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.

W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming, ji?'

X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi conversations.

Y is for 'You nonsanse', when anger replaces vocabulary in a shouting match.

Z is for Zindgi which every Punjabi knows how to live to the fullest

Motivational Quote of the Day

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple: Know what you're doing. Love what you're doing. And believe in what you're doing."

Cartoon Jokes

Sham Khari Hai Kahin

Ajab Sham Khari Hai Kahin Se aa Jao !!
Bari Udas Ghari Hai Kahin Se Aa Jao !!

Kisi Se Milna Or Mil Ke Bichar Jana !!
Saza Ye Itni Bari Hai Kahin Se Aa Jao !!

Bara Kathin Hai Ye Hijr Ka Mosam !!
Judai Bol Pari Hai Kahin Se Aa Jao !!

Zamana Jise Samjhta Hai Motiyon Ki Chamak !!
Wo Ansu Ki Lari Hai Kahin Se Aa Jao !!

WHY DO I CRY?

Sometimes we argue, I don't know why.

Then I sit and wonder, why do I cry?

I cry because I love you,

I cry because I care,

I cry because I feel we have a love so rare,

sometimes I'm afraid I'll turn around

and you won't be there.

I love you every minute,

I love you every day,

I even love you when we argue,

I love you when we play.

Sometimes I've wondered do you love me too,

then I look in your eyes and

I know it's true.

So when I say something a little crazy

or I do something you don't feel is right,

Please, let's try to work it out s

o we won't fight.

Some people take relationships for granted

it's sad to hear but true,

I don't want this to happen, not with you.

I want our relationship to be completely

from the heart so we both know,

no matter what we go

through we will never part.