Filmy IT dialogs....

Developer Nana Patekar's dialogue
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Bang Bang Bang…(on the keyboard)…
 
Ye dekho …
Ye 'C' ka code.. ye 'C++' ka code… Ye dono mila diya…
 
Ab bata saale tester - 'C' ka kaunsa, 'C++' ka kaunsa???
 
Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale….

 

 

 

 

 

Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale aadmi ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai…………

 

 

 

Sunny : Chaddha samjao ise….
                Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo  kisi bazaar mein nahi milta…
                Coder use lekar paida hota hai….

 

 

 

Sunny Deol : bench pe bench, bench pe bench,
                          Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe  aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
                         Analysisi of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
                         Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
                          Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

 

 

 

 Sunny Deol(Coder) : Aur haan Tester … Testing mein kuch gadbad kin na… to wahan marunga. PM stop stop kehata rahega aur tu Pit ta rahega. J

 

 

 

Jaani,
 
Jinke khud ke code JAVA mein hote hai,
Woh DOT NET ka certification nahi diya karate !!

 

 

 

So you think you are sharp

I know you are sharp..try the following:

 

 

The 5 Riddles....

 

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SET OF FIVE RIDDLES....THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE#5 IS AMAZING. IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS!!

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1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

 

3. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words 
Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

I know you are laughing.....been easy so far...OK...

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away ?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly 
you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and 
plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.. In fact, nothing 
is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think 
about it, but you still may not find anything odd... But if you work at 
it a bit, you might find out.. Try to do so without any coaching!

THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:

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1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead... 
That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

4. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

5.. The letter

e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.  

 

 

Hope you liked it....