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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism

You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

PATNIism

You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows

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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism

GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

DELLism

Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

IBMism

You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

MICROSOFTism

You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SUNism

You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

ORACLEism

You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SAPism

You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

APPLEism

You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SONYism

You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

CITIBANKism

Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

HPism

You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

GEism

You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

RELIANCEism

You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

TATAism

You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Isme for IT industry...

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

INFOSYSism

You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

PATNIism

You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows

More

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

WIPROism

GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

DELLism

Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

IBMism

You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

MICROSOFTism

You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SUNism

You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

ORACLEism

You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SAPism

You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

APPLEism

You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

SONYism

You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

CITIBANKism

Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

Some emerging "isms" of the new economy

HPism

You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

GEism

You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

RELIANCEism

You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

Emerging 'isms' of the new economy

TATAism

You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Prettiest News Reader...

UnWaNtEd

UnReal

Doctors Vs Engineers

7
Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they
both gather at Pune Station.

Both
groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

------------
--------- --------- ---------

7
engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets..

Doctors
are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC
arrives,

All 7
Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with
the ticket and the TC goes away....

------------
--------- --------- ----------

NOW on
return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.

So they
all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they
can
easily get
a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

------------
--------- --------- ------------ ---

Doctors
decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All
7 Doctors take 1 Ticket. Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC
arrives....

ALL
DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..

One
engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One Hand comes
with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg. Bathroom...

TC DRIVES
out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined

------------
--------- --------- ------------ ---

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

------------
--------- --------- -----------

SO
now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning
their move
for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This
time doctors decide that they will play the same(1 ticket)
trick.

ALL
Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this
time...

SO
TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....

Doctors
are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train....... .....

Why PAPPU Failed???

Friendship

Hello Friend !!!
Once I sat and thought of what is a FRIEND to ME ???
And I came to a Conclusion which I would like to share it with My Near and Dear Friend…
THAT'S U !!!
It is
BY CHANCE
we met,
BY CHOICE
we became Friends…
Friendship
is a strange thing....
We find ourselves telling each other the deepest details of our lives….
Things we don't even share with our families who raised us….
But what is a Friend???
A Confidant?
A Lover?
A Fellow email junkie?
A Shoulder to cry on?
An Ear to listen?
A Heart to feel?...
A Friend
is all these things...
and more.
No matter
where we met, ....
I call you Friend.
A word so small...
Yet so large in feeling...
A word filled with emotion.
It is true great things come in small packages.
Once the package of FRIENDSHIP has been opened, it can never be closed...
It is a constant book always written...
Waiting to be read...
And enjoyed...

Age by Chocolate....Tryy it :)

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!
 
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't still, add 1758.

6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.


 
You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are 


 
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you

give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll
give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you
give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges
what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a
ton of shit."

The love story of Ralph and Edna

The love story of Ralph and Edna...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go
home?'

Happy Mental Health Day!


Now you can do your bit by remembering to send an email to an unstable friend...

Well, i've done my part!!!
And it's your turn~~~~
Have a good day.........

Too True Too Often

Too often we don't realize
What we have until it is gone
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
We hold dearest to our hearts
And we allow foolish things
To tear our lives apart.

Far too many times we let
Unimportant things into our minds
And then it's usually too late
To see what made us blind.

So be sure that you let people know
How much they mean to you
Take that time to say the words
Before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate
Everything you've got
And be thankful for the little things
in life that mean a lot. 

It is Love

It is Love
that gives me purpose
to change and grow and learn.
It is Love that guides me on this path
and helps me choose each turn.

 

 

 

It is Love
that gives me courage
to stand against my fears;
to open up my heart to you,
to let you see my tears.

 

 

 

It is Love
that gives me trust and hope
when little thing go wrong.
When distance stands between us,
it is Love that keeps me strong.

 

 

 

It is Love
that offers harmony
and a friendship that is true.
How wonderful that I can share
a Love like this with you!

After Effects Of Mangalore Girls Were Beaten

The Most Beautiful Currencies in the World

 

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Switzerland (Francs) 
"For such a seemingly staid bunch, the Swiss have fairly wild paper money. The back of the 100 Franc bill, shown here, might at first seem to be a still from a new remake of "Night of the Walking Dead," but no, it's actually a tribute to Swiss sculptor Alberto Giacometti (1901-1966), and the figures are some of his signature works."

 

 

 

Comoros (Comorian Franc) 
"Another small island nation -- this time off Africa's east coast, north of Madagascar -- the Comoros were controlled by the French for 130 years before gaining independence in 1975. The peaceful, dreamlike quality of this image, with its ghostly superimposed suggestion of a nautilus shell, may be a bit of wishful thinking, since the Comoros' history since independence has been a stormy one riddled with coups."

 

 

 

Cook Islands (Cook Island Dollars) 
"Hard to say why this woman seems so tranquil and happy, since she is riding a giant ferocious shark, but it's probably just the vibes from living in the Cook Islands, which are still in the middle of nowhere. The islands are about halfway between New Zealand and Hawaii, with no high-rise hotels or resorts, and mercifully few tourists to junk things up. Come to think of it, that shark looks sort of blissed-out, too."

 

 

 

Faroe Islands (Kronurs)
"Okay, maybe it's not that beautiful, although the asymmetrical design and the somehow come-hither claws are pretty fetching.. But the Faroe Islands, in the far North Atlantic about halfway between Iceland and Norway, have a bleak windswept beauty, and the people have great character. You gotta love a place that puts a crab on its money."

 

 

 

The French Pacific Territories (Franc) 
"Hard to get much lovelier than the one-two of the face and back of this note from French Polynesia. But then the islands encompassed by the territory pretty much define paradise: Tahiti, Moorea, Bora Bora, Hiva Oa, Nuku Hiva, made part of our imaginative landscape by artists and writers such as Paul Gauguin, Robert Lewis Stevenson, Somerset Maugham, Herman Melville, and even Jimmy Buffett."

 

 

Hong Kong (Hong Kong Dollars) 
"In Hong Kong, they seem to have gone just about as far as you can go, money-design wise. But then Hong Kong often seems to be cheerfully humming along in the 23rd century. It makes New York City feel kind of sleepy and slow. So the futuristic money fits perfectly. And as a practical matter, it's an example of a trend in paper currency toward major-league complexity, the better to thwart would-be counterfeiters. "

 

 

 

Iceland (Kronurs) 
"Now, that's a hat! It even seems to require a neck brace to hold it up. The model for this striking fashion statement is Ragnheiour Jonsdottir. She lived 1646-1715 and was most noted for being the wife of not one but two successive Icelandic bishops, though she was also a celebrated seamstress as well. That's Ragnheiour teaching a couple of students on the back."

 

 

 

The Maldives (Rufiyaa) 
"A true beauty, this bill is from the Republic of Maldives in the Indian Ocean, a chain of about 1,300 islands and cays scattered for 500 miles southwest of India. Beyond fishing and collecting coconuts—the centerpiece on this bill—there's little livelihood, and Maldives is one of the poorest countries in the world. This is doubly ironic, since cowrie shells (shown as part of the decorative border along the bottom) were the world's first international commodity-currency, and the Maldive Islands were their primary source."

 

 

 

New Zealand (New Zealand Dollars) 
"Sir Edmund Hillary, on this New Zealand $5, ranks as Most Rugged Outdoorsman on world money, with his weather-crinkled eyes, windblown hair, and open-throated shirt casually askew. Even the color suggests the lifelong tan only acquired by someone who at 33 was the first to stand on top of Mount Everest in 1953, who led the first successful expedition to cross Antarctica via the South Pole in 1958, and who climbed to the source of the Ganges River in the Himalayas in 1977. This is pretty heady stuff for a man whose first occupation was as a beekeeper."

 

 

Sao Tome & Principe (Dobras) 
"A tiny nation in the Gulf of Guiana, off the western equatorial African coast, these volcanic islands bill bill themselves as "Paradise On Earth." It could be: Splendid beaches and fascinating wildlife, including the endemic Sao Tome kingfisher (Alcedo thomensis) pictured here."

The Most Beautiful Currencies in the World





For Nice, Quotes, Fun SMS and Shayaris Visit SMS Messages
Switzerland (Francs)
"For such a seemingly staid bunch, the Swiss have fairly wild paper money. The back of the 100 Franc bill, shown here, might at first seem to be a still from a new remake of "Night of the Walking Dead," but no, it's actually a tribute to Swiss sculptor Alberto Giacometti (1901-1966), and the figures are some of his signature works."




Comoros (Comorian Franc)
"Another small island nation -- this time off Africa's east coast, north of Madagascar -- the Comoros were controlled by the French for 130 years before gaining independence in 1975. The peaceful, dreamlike quality of this image, with its ghostly superimposed suggestion of a nautilus shell, may be a bit of wishful thinking, since the Comoros' history since independence has been a stormy one riddled with coups."




Cook Islands (Cook Island Dollars)
"Hard to say why this woman seems so tranquil and happy, since she is riding a giant ferocious shark, but it's probably just the vibes from living in the Cook Islands, which are still in the middle of nowhere. The islands are about halfway between New Zealand and Hawaii, with no high-rise hotels or resorts, and mercifully few tourists to junk things up. Come to think of it, that shark looks sort of blissed-out, too."




Faroe Islands (Kronurs)
"Okay, maybe it's not that beautiful, although the asymmetrical design and the somehow come-hither claws are pretty fetching.. But the Faroe Islands, in the far North Atlantic about halfway between Iceland and Norway, have a bleak windswept beauty, and the people have great character. You gotta love a place that puts a crab on its money."




The French Pacific Territories (Franc)
"Hard to get much lovelier than the one-two of the face and back of this note from French Polynesia. But then the islands encompassed by the territory pretty much define paradise: Tahiti, Moorea, Bora Bora, Hiva Oa, Nuku Hiva, made part of our imaginative landscape by artists and writers such as Paul Gauguin, Robert Lewis Stevenson, Somerset Maugham, Herman Melville, and even Jimmy Buffett."



Hong Kong (Hong Kong Dollars)
"In Hong Kong, they seem to have gone just about as far as you can go, money-design wise. But then Hong Kong often seems to be cheerfully humming along in the 23rd century. It makes New York City feel kind of sleepy and slow. So the futuristic money fits perfectly. And as a practical matter, it's an example of a trend in paper currency toward major-league complexity, the better to thwart would-be counterfeiters. "




Iceland (Kronurs)
"Now, that's a hat! It even seems to require a neck brace to hold it up. The model for this striking fashion statement is Ragnheiour Jonsdottir. She lived 1646-1715 and was most noted for being the wife of not one but two successive Icelandic bishops, though she was also a celebrated seamstress as well. That's Ragnheiour teaching a couple of students on the back."




The Maldives (Rufiyaa)
"A true beauty, this bill is from the Republic of Maldives in the Indian Ocean, a chain of about 1,300 islands and cays scattered for 500 miles southwest of India. Beyond fishing and collecting coconuts—the centerpiece on this bill—there's little livelihood, and Maldives is one of the poorest countries in the world. This is doubly ironic, since cowrie shells (shown as part of the decorative border along the bottom) were the world's first international commodity-currency, and the Maldive Islands were their primary source."




New Zealand (New Zealand Dollars)
"Sir Edmund Hillary, on this New Zealand $5, ranks as Most Rugged Outdoorsman on world money, with his weather-crinkled eyes, windblown hair, and open-throated shirt casually askew. Even the color suggests the lifelong tan only acquired by someone who at 33 was the first to stand on top of Mount Everest in 1953, who led the first successful expedition to cross Antarctica via the South Pole in 1958, and who climbed to the source of the Ganges River in the Himalayas in 1977. This is pretty heady stuff for a man whose first occupation was as a beekeeper."




Sao Tome & Principe (Dobras)
"A tiny nation in the Gulf of Guiana, off the western equatorial African coast, these volcanic islands bill bill themselves as "Paradise On Earth." It could be: Splendid beaches and fascinating wildlife, including the endemic Sao Tome kingfisher (Alcedo thomensis) pictured here."