Murphy's laws on girls...

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!.
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed.
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity......
   The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... Just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
   Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
   Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
    You are dressed badly
    You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
    Have a bad hair day
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money, health and leave u a total wreck.
12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate you
13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

Wrong Email id

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer


Screen which read:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject : I've Reached
Date : 28 Jun 2007

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was