Painful moments

Coincidence

Good Santa Banta Jokes

Beautiful Red Underwear

Beggars can be choosers...

Funda

Gay or Not

Santa caught unzipping!

Just Friends VS. Best Friends

A Just Friend says..hi,..hello,..bye,...and walks away...

A Best friend always stop by your side & asks how are you doing ??


A Just Friend has never seen you cry.


A Best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.


A Just Friend thinks the friendship is over, when you have an argument.


A Best friend knows that it's not a friendship, until after you've had a fight.

A Just Friend hates it when you call, after he has gone to bed.


A Best friend asks you.... why you took so long to call.


A Just Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.


A Best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.


A Just Friend jealous about your romantic history.


A Best friend wonders of your love story.....


A Just Friend expects you to be always there for any help.


A Best friend is always there, wherever you require any help.


A Just Friend doesn't have time in his/her busy schedule,


A Best friend always have time for you in his/her busy schedules....


A Just Friend phones you whenever he/she has some work,

A Best friend calls you often just to hear your voice.....



A Just Friend doesn’t have anything much to talk to you on the phone about,


A Best friend doesn’t know...how to say goodbye...

 

ENRICHING THOUGHTS

The most destructive habit    -           . Worry 

The greatest joy         -           Giving 

The greatest loss       -           Loss of self-respect 

The most satisfying work      -           . Helping others 

The ugliest personality trait  -           . Selfishness 

The most endangered species           -           . Dedicated leaders 

Our greatest natural resource           -           . Our youth 

The greatest "shot in the arm"         -           Encouragement 

The greatest problem to overcome   -           .Fear 

The most effective sleeping pill        -           . Peace of mind 

The most crippling failure disease    -           Excuses 

The most powerful force in life          -           Love 

The most dangerous pariah   -           A gossiper 

The world's most incredible computer          -           The brain 

The worst thing to be without            -           . Hope 

The deadliest weapon            -           . The tongue 

The two most power-filled words       -           "I Can" 

The greatest asset     -           . Faith 

The most worthless emotion  -           .Self-pity 

The most beautiful attire       -           SMILE! 

The most prized possession   -           . Self esteem 

The most powerful channel of communication          -           Prayer 

The most contagious spirit    -           . Enthusiasm 

The greatest fortune  -           Contentment 

The greatest asset     -           . Health 

The meanest action    -           . Revenge 

The cheapest trait      -           .Miserliness 

The most powerful action      -           Charity 

The most obnoxious disease -           Arrogance 

The lowest of the low -           Pride 

The deepest intoxicator         -           Power 

The highest coverer of defects          -           .Wealth 

The most unpredictable         -           Customer 

The crown of greatness         -           .Forgiveness 

The greatest sin         -           Not believing in God. 

The most uncertain    -           DEATH.

 

"Love has its own time, season and reason. You can't ask for it to stay. 
You can only embrace it when it comes and be glad that for a moment in your Life, it was yours."

 

Brilliant Ads

Aqua fresh Toothpaste Ad

Sugar free Lollipop

Butter so soft, that a paper knife will serve the purpose

Fevicol is one brand that has a consistent message, and executed quite well.

This is an ad for Pioneer car stereo. Seeing the image, you can almost hear the blast of music.

The Ad is for Sunsilk Shampoo. The Copy reads - "For strong hair". No Comments

An AD for Western Union Money Transfer, targeted at the receivers. Interesting play of words.

The Caption reads: SAVE TREES, TREES SAVE and the visual impact is quite stunning.

Tale with a twisttttttttt

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

 He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with  intelligent people.

 Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

 "I do so by asking them the right questions," says  Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

 "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:  Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,  and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

 Manmohan immediately responds,  "It's me, Sir !"

 "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs  up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

 Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

 I'll definitely be using that!"


 Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides  he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test.
 Bush summons her to the White House and says,  "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

 "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"   Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a  child, and your father has a child, and this child is not  your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

 Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about  it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

 Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,  and they puzzle over the question for several hours,  but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,  in desperation,  Rice calls

 Colin Powell  and explains the problem.

 "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.  Who is it?"

 Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

 Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims,

 "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is!  It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"

Nutrition Updates !!! ( Take care of ur Health )

 

NUTRITION UPDATES

 

 

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!

 

 

INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

 

 

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).

 

 

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)

 

 

UPSET STOMACH?   BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

 

 

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

 

 

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

 

 

PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.

 

 

MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

 

 

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)

 

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

 

 

BREAST CANCER?   EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

 

 

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.

 

 

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

 

 

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

 

 

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

 

 

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

 

 

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.

 

 

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

 

 

 

HAY FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

 

 

 

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

 

 

Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

 

 

Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies)

 

 

Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.

 

Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system.  They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant.  Other nutrients  found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays)

 

 

Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.

 

 

Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)

 

 

Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.

 

 

Forward this to all your Friends, Let Everybody live a Healthy Life

 

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