Monday, November 30, 2009

UNOFFICIAL PRISON IN LiFE

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON 
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.

@ WORK 
You spend the majority of your time 
in a 6X6 cubicle /office.


@ PRISON 
You get three meals a day fully paid for. 



@ PRISON 
You get FREE medical & dental work done


@ WORK 
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it. 


@ WORK 
You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you need done


@ PRISON 
You get time off for good behavior.


@ WORK 
You get more work for 
good behavior.


@ PRISON 
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.


@ WORK 
You must often carry a security card 
and open all the doors for yourself.


@ PRISON 
You can watch TV and play games.


@ WORK 
You could get fired for watching 
TV and playing games.


@ PRISON 
You get your own toilet.


@ WORK 
You have to share the toilet with 
some people who pee on the seat.

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@ PRISON 
They allow your family and friends to visit.


@ WORK 
You aren't even supposed to speak 
to your family.


@ PRISON 
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.


@ WORK 
You get to pay all your expenses to go 
to work, and they deduct taxes from 
your salary to pay for prisoners.


@ PRISON 
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.


@ WORK 
You spend most of your time wanting 
to get out and go inside bars.


@ PRISON 
You must deal with sadistic wardens.


@ WORK 
They are called managers.

 

 

 

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE! 

Now get back to work.

You're not getting paid to check your e-mails.