Various Laws ........................ (A practical scene.....)

Law of queue   :           If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone   :           When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair        :           After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop   :           Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi            :           If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM          :           When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS      :           The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT   :           When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS  :           The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE        :           People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE     :           As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.